Penny says her mum had a wicked sense of humour. Here a few of her favourites. What do you think, wicked or wise? IF NOBODY KNOWS THE TROUBLES YOU’VE BEEN, THEN YOU DON’T LIVE IN A SMALL TOWN. TACT IS FOR THOSE WHO LACK THE WIT FOR SARCASM. HARD WORK NEVER KILLED ANYONE. BUT WHY TAKE THE CHANCE. IF IGNORANCE ISN’T BLISS, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS. LIVE WITHIN YOUR INCOME EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO BORROW TO DO SO. WHEN IT COMES TO THOUGHT SOME PEOPLE STOP AT NOTHING. IT’S LONELY AT THE TOP. WELL, IT’S NO BIG PARTY AT THE BOTTOM. AGEING IS BAD. THE REAL KILLER IS WHEN IT STOPS. MAY YOU BE LIKE TOILET PAPER, LONG AND USEFUL. LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND. THIS IS WHY SOME PEOPLE APPEAR BRIGHT UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK. EXPERIENCE IS SOMETHING YOU DON’T GET UNTIL JUST AFTER YOU NEED IT. EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT IN THE END. IF IT ISN’T THEN IT’S NOT THE END. DOGS CAN’T SMELL FEAR, BUT THEY CAN SMELL WET PA...